& make sure you SPIT ON IT!!
Here’s where to make sure your hawk tuah is on point.
But before you jump on that cause you could just quit the rest of the article here if your soley interested in giving a top tier blow job, if you aren’t familiar with the background of this viral moment, keep reading.
If you’ve been offline in the jungle communing with Mother Earth or running from all your problems by jumping from plane to plane chasing Ibiza, meet Hailey Welch, the girl that gifted us Hawk Tuah.
Since Hailey went viral a few weeks ago, her life has changed dramatically. Orignailly a small town girl who had never been to New York City before, she was recently experienced her first time. Watch her reaction here. and here. and some slides of her cheesin’ here.
She’s now become our latest overnight sensation. She’s being pinged left and right for celebrity collaborations and influencer promo invites, she was on Nick Viall’s podast The Viall files yesterday, she’s been asked to be on the cover of Playboy, and asked to be paid $600.00 for her to spit in a jar for some random fan to keep.
Can’t forget the requestes for feet pics.
Again, here’s an invitation for you to never forget that you TOO can go viral at any moment, which for all the shit that gets talked about our worldwide influencer fetish, is a very beautiful reminder that for any of us, our life can change at ANY moment.
Case in point: Hailey. She dropped out of college to move in with her grandmother and went viral after a street interview caught after leaving some bars in Nashville with her girlfriends.
So don’t forget to spit on it, whichever way you go 😉 👄🍆.