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Charlie & Billie want us to guess how serious they are about this song they just launched together.
Megan Boni’s “Man in Finance” can still have #songofthesummer.
But Charlie xcx & Billie’s “Guess” is by far the #sexiestsong right. now.
Think a song that’s on repeat while you’re in some club or penthouse with tens of people streaming by while you’re high as a kite, in an orgy, with champagne in your hair. Project X style.
Oops.
yolo, #amirite?
Don’t blame them tho if you wake up with a new tattoo, some missing teeth, Mike Tyson’s tiger, and find out a few months from now that you’re going to be a Dad….Hangover style.
Real talk though, beginning with some of the sexiest lyrics and beats I’ve heard in a while that literally make me want to stop writing this right now and fuck some random stranger in the middle of this avenue here in Tulum while snorting coke off the crook of their shoulder where it meets their neck, here’s some what makes this remix slaps for me:
🔥The vocals
Billie drops in with her classic slurry is-she-high drawl. If you catch the music video, it’s coupled with her classic wide blue-eyes is-she-high look. This juxtaposed with Charlie XCX’s classic high bpm strong female empowerment voice is just perf.
🔥The lyrics
I mean…… the whole thing slaps but that stanza where Billie drops in with some heavy girl-on-girl vibes…
Don’t have to guess the color of your underwear
Already know what you’ve got goin’ on down there
It’s that lacy black pair with the little bows
The ones I picked out for you in Tokyo
I saw them when you sat down, they were peekin’ out
I’m gonna tell you right now, they’re all I’m thinkin’ about
I wanna try it, bite it, lick it, spit it
Pull it to the side and get all up in it
Kiss it, bite it, can I fit it?
Charli likes boys, but she knows I’d hit it
(Knows I’d hit it)
Charli, call me if you’re with it
don’t lie & tell me your not wet reading this right now. No shame if you stopping here so you can pleasure yourself before finishing 😉 ⛓️
🔥The music video
It’s every post-college rager you’ve ever dreamed of mixed with the apocalypse. You can watch it here if you haven’t already or you just want to see the largest amount of panties anyone has possibly seen at once…
This is how sexy this song is.
If you don’t like girls…
you probably do now. 💋😈
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