DON’T EAT BEFORE ALCOHOL

Taylor Swift got today off to an inebriated start as a new vinyl was just released in time for happy hour, this time it’s “The Life Of A Showgirl: The Tiny Bubbles In Champagne”. As of 4 p.m. EDT here in New York City, you can kick off pre-5 p.m. pick me up with a limited run and a first and only pressing of this Taylor vinyl in 2 parts. First, jewel up with this vinyl edition under bright lights pearlscent as both vinyl and album title are colored in this high-priced option. Second vinyl option up aligns with the color of Taylor’s feathers on this jeweled-headpiece cover as red lipstick and lace transparency go hand in hand.

There are 2 things we truly look forward to here in New York City when we’re not working, a good drink, and Taylor Swift. No doubt when Taylor shows up here in the Big Apple, and undoubtedly with “The Eras Tour” alcohol lines are literally a mile long. Taylor providing a little bubbly with her one of a kind “The Life Of A Showgirl” experience super-enhances love for Taylor Swift, and a love for life. Once a nice-comforting drink sips down into you, you are immortal at best, all light bulbs go off and any idea is made possible.

DANIEL QUINTANILLA